As you all know Logan is two months old. Within these two months Logan has POOPED on me THREE times during the bath for two!!! The first time was some time ago and was funny and cute. I mean, it's a baby, my baby, that pooped on me in the tub. I'm sorry but that was cute, though I did scrub myself down good in the shower once we figured it out.
The second time was about a month later. Dustin was home and in the living room. I had called to him asking for something to be brought in...who knows what. About 2 minutes later he still hadn't made it into the bathroom. That's when IT happened! All of a sudden you here this noise, the noise that little boys make on their hands when making fart noises...that noise. Then I just yell, "DUSTIN I NEED YOU NOW!!!" He came running in thinking something was horribly wrong, "What?" is all he says. "Take him NOW! He just POOPED on me again!" Now you can insert close to a minute of laughing from my wonderful, loving husband. You might ask if he made any move to take the little poop monster from me. The answer to that would be a big fat NO! So again I say to him, "TAKE HIM NOW!" (He was too slippery for me at the time). So Dustin finally took him.
I then ran to the other bathroom and took a shower and scrubbed down again like before. I did this while over hearing Dustin telling our boy what a good boy he is and what a good job he did by pooping on mommy. Dustin just couldn't quit laughing. Little did I know what else he was telling our little boy. But I found out...
The next night Dustin was at work and Logan was fussing and needed to calm down. I know the best way to do this...a bath for two. So I got into the newly cleaned tub with my little boy. We're playing and seeing and all of a sudden he got this knowing face. Yep, I swear to you he KNEW what he was going to do. That's when I told our little guy, "You are not allowed to listen to daddy. You are not ALLOWED to poop on me. You are not SUPPOSED to poop on me. DO NOT POOP ON ME MISTER!" And yes I was making my way to getting us out of the tub by this time. I was too late...we were about to get out when the NOISE happed again. He did it AGAIN!
We got out, got Logan washed up and then a diaper on. Then Logan had to sit in his car seat in the other bathroom while I SCRUBBED again...all while cursing Dustin.
Our next move was to get Logan dressed and call Daddy at work to tell him he was in trouble. He picks up his work phone and all that I say is "You are in so much trouble!"..."Why?"...."You told Logan to poop on me again, and so, he DID!"....all I get is laughter, AGAIN! "That's my boy. Good Job!"
So Logan was then grounded from bath time for two for about a week and half. This was mainly because I just couldn't get the time to clean the tub of his poop. So the other night we were going to brave the bath for two again, but first it had to be cleaned. So what am I to do with Logan? I put him in his tub, clothes and all, while I cleaned our tub. This got Mommy several strange looks asking me "Why are my clothes still on? Why is there no water? Are you loosing your mind woman?" So I answered his questions by telling him I had to clean up the mess that he made before, that he was just sitting in his tub, and that YES I am most certainly loosing my mind because we are going to try this again.
By the way...No poopy bath that day!!
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